It’s not even a real sport!
This is something that you will hear screamed by entire crowds at a soccer game across the world whenever someone makes a goal. Well, it’s ‘football’ everywhere else, but I refuse to even admit that it’s a real sport.
There are only two real reasons to even watch soccer.
First: The hopes that a riot will start.
Second: Waiting for the bleachers to collapse and half ofEuropeto die.
Seriously, I don’t want to spend three hours watching a bunch of guys run back and forth across a field only for the game to end with a 0-0 tie. Screw that.
Anyways, soccer, football, and rioting Europeans have nothing to do with this post. I just realized I came up with a lame goal and that little tirade kinda just popped in to my head.
Anyways, on with the real post.
I think I just acquired a goal.
It’s a dumb one, but I think it took me a good solid 15 years to finally figure this one out.
I was playing Descent underway the last few days in an effort to keep my mind off of other more pressing issues, and in the process, I was asking myself, “Where is my after burner, and why haven’t I found any flash missiles yet?”.
Well, after looking at the map structure, it turns out I have been playing Descent 1, not Descent 2 like I had imagined. Being the 6DOF afficinado that I like to consider myself, I’m surprised I didn’t notice this earlier.
Well, since I am officially on level 12 of the 24 level set, I figure I’ll just keep going and see what happens. As this progressed, I came up with my idea.
I am going to complete the ENTIRE Descent series while I am underway this summer.
That’s nearly 83 missions.
I have never legitimately beaten any of these games. I have always just spent my time in Multiplayer.
Well, since I am 50% of the way through the first campaign, I’m just gonna keep on trucking.
I have a little over a half a million points so far, 15 extra lives, and I have only died twice where I happened to restore from a save.
Like I said, it’s a lame goal, but I’m going to try and pull it off.